I Need To Write This Down

Lately, my kids have really been making me laugh and every time I think, "I need to write this down." So tonight I'm going to do just that. Eli just got a new student teacher. Here was our conversation about him.

Me: Eli, how do you like your new teacher?
Eli: I don't know. He's weird.
Me: What do you mean by weird?
Eli: He has floppy hair.
Me: You shouldn't decide if you like someone by their hair. You should judge them by...
Sadie (interrupting): Their body!

After laughing so hard we cried...

Dennis: I think what Mom wanted to say is that we should judge them by how well they treat you.